Saturday, July 3, 2010

Intro: Vaggie Tales

I suppose you think this blog is about you? Well it’s not. It’s about my vag.

I hereby decree that the following words are my slaves: slaves of my vag. I’ve captured and mastered them all and chained them -with idiosyncratic grammar- to this virtual space, which is of course, my-vag-space: the space that I’ve staked out for the narratives of my gloriously sensuous vag. My bitch words will collectively and loudly disclose, with cacophonous sincerity, the trials and tribulations, the triumphs and adulations, the copulations and masturbations of my vag. It’s all about me. Me. And my vag.


  1. "If John doesn't call" Is my favorite. Yes if he doesn't call a slimy green head will grow out of my Vag I just know it!!
    I love these, write more!!! MOOO

  2. Thanks for reading! MOO ON!!!

  3. My Reading Rainbow Report is on "The Vaggie Tales" by I.O., a female from Pennslyvania. I did not know much about the vagina. So thank you to I.O. for teaching me a few things about the vagina. Like did you know a frog can go inside the vagina. Well follow I.O. through the realm of "The Vagie Tales", and you will learn this and other magical secrets about a womans secret place, and more importantly the secret place in her heart. But you don't have to take my word for it.

  4. You've earned your stripes, dinosaurdawes! Vag on!